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Tortured Poet Corner..
By Craig | July 6, 2007
Pete Doherty has done writ a book.
Hey! COME BACK….
He’s WRIT a book.
All by himself…
STAY AWAKE AT THE BACK!!!!
No, seriously….he’s written a book.
ARE YOU CHEWING???
Ah, feck it…..lets see what the public of Amazon think.
Mr A.J Cooper of Wales says “I didn’t think it was possible for Pete to produce something worse than his music, but by Lord the man has done it! You’d be better off spending the money on some smack”
Meanwhile, M. Ross (UK) wrote: “The Books of Albion is a harrowing tale, capturing the adventure of a group of noble wood elves and a cheeky ork as they try to bring down the evil Wizard Of Albion and find themselves in a enchanting journey through mystical lands. “
M Ross (UK) then realised his error…
“Oh hang on, this is the one about that smackhead off the tv, isn’t it?”
Blimey. Seems the jury is still out…but I’ll bet Jilly Cooper is shitting herself.
By the way, if Pete really dug the Albion, he’d get himself off down The Hawthorns.
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